omfg that FACE
Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times
THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD
See Mom, Fairy Tail teaches you things
ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.
- go to Settings
- go to General
- go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
- the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
- open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
- highlight the emoji and select Speak
- listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”
- sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*
This is for all you ladies out there.
the struggle is real
I have a trans man story about this.
Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.
Then after a little bit of silence I hear…
"Who has a bag of chips?"
And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”
Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.
I was JUST DESCRIBING THIS
She might be the greatest child actor in a while. So funny.
Tulip fields in the Netherlands
‘We asked people to look in a mirror and describe what they saw. What they didn’t know was that there were strangers on the other side of the mirror, giving their first impressions.’
This is important to everyone. Watch this!
tHIS IS THE BEST THIN G
its said that if you saw an identical twin of yourself, you wouldn’t realize they looked just like you, due to the way you perceive yourself is so drastically different than what you actually look like.
be kinder to yourself
Talk shit get hit.
best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.
This is photoshopped or edited right. I have been staring at this gif for very long and wondering why the door suddenly became sparkling clean when it dropped on the ground. LIKE IT DIDN’T FLIP OVER OR WHAT. The outside of the car is dirty too. No seriously, is it just me or the gif. I have been staring at the man ‘slamming the door’ for like more than 100 times
My Snap story today - mplatco
I hope this is what My marriage turns out to be, oh wait cats cant hold nerf guns
Straight Rod Passing Through Curved Hole [ video ]
This angers me.